It's nice to see that home alone-man got back on his feet though

yea it really sucks to be rich and able to retire before hitting 18

@Turdfag oo i used to love home-alone

not anymore?

One of my all-time favorite christmas movies next to Die Hard and Space Jam

i still do

If you want a real wholesome christmas experience you should watch Bone Tomahawk

Bring the kids

i am going to bone you with my tomahawk

(tomahawk is what i call my penis)

@Turdfag what about it is wholesome <:haHAA:320314457500811264>

@yeezus they all have dinner together

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i like kiwis

The bird or the fruit?

The fruit lol

I hate birds in general

What have birds done to you, they are lovely

feathers suck

i like birds

They're stupid and they don't have a sphincter

they have ugly little feet claws

nah they're cute

fucking dutchoids and germs <:haHAA:320314457500811264>

So cute

lol

this aint right

look at this bullshit

I am so kawaii uwu

Soulless creatures, all of them

ostrichs are unironically kawaii

And waterfowl are the worst of the fucking worst

if its not a mammal it should suffer for eternity

@yeezus come on bb give me a little kiss~

@Turdfag sure 😊

Extra tongue not advised

E-extra tongue? <:thonking:318673885497262091>

You never kissed anyone before/

?*

I did