Message from @j͐̉̄eͩ̐ͯsͩ̍̎t͋ͬ̚҉̖̩̮ē̓̆҉̵̞̣r̉͂ͩ

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Can you hear me

2019-12-22 19:42:49 UTC  

how did that happen

I just went on a trip

2019-12-22 19:43:29 UTC  

My cats frowned.

They just didn't want to swim

Or get in my boat

I had 2 black cats

And one with different eyecolors

I gave them fish

2019-12-22 19:44:12 UTC  

and now they sleep with the fish

2019-12-22 19:44:16 UTC  

how poetic

ONLY 1 DROWNED

2019-12-22 19:47:24 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/427861399008575499/658395183263514654/tarzan.png

2019-12-22 19:47:26 UTC  

i did not

2019-12-22 19:47:29 UTC  

have sexual relations

2019-12-22 19:47:31 UTC  

with that dog

2019-12-22 19:50:26 UTC  

im required to inform you

2019-12-22 19:50:32 UTC  

that a tweet i made got 100 likes

2019-12-22 19:50:37 UTC  

im now famous

2019-12-22 19:50:39 UTC  

and important

2019-12-22 19:50:43 UTC  

lick my feet

2019-12-22 19:50:45 UTC  

bow before me

2019-12-22 19:51:26 UTC  

post

2019-12-22 20:03:08 UTC  

🐙

2019-12-22 20:05:13 UTC  

@ÜltraÜberGöttKönig they actually know each other

2019-12-22 20:05:15 UTC  

for a long time

2019-12-22 20:05:19 UTC  

she tracked him here

2019-12-22 20:05:22 UTC  

I know