Message from @Dust

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2019-12-17 19:37:53 UTC  

his mother has a collection of harpsichords, so you know he's one of them Northerners that has found a pot of gold somewhere

2019-12-17 19:41:35 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/372513679964635138/656581781650407435/Screenshot_20191217-194032_Maps.jpg

2019-12-17 19:41:38 UTC  

look at the little bridges lol

2019-12-17 19:46:17 UTC  

contrast that with the peasantry

2019-12-17 19:47:50 UTC  

wait shit

2019-12-17 19:47:53 UTC  

hahaha

2019-12-17 19:48:09 UTC  

the MP of that area is David Davis

2019-12-17 19:48:55 UTC  

well, they've certainly learned from all of this

2019-12-17 19:49:59 UTC  

ugh that Welsh MP can get fucked speaking Welsh in parliament

2019-12-17 19:51:02 UTC  

A language born out of coitus with farm animals.

2019-12-17 19:56:31 UTC  

Bruh, it’s just starting and nothing will probably come of it, but in Virginia a county formed a militia in preparation for the new gun control act the dems are trying to pass. *1776 will begin again if you try to take our firearms*

2019-12-17 19:56:36 UTC  

a dead language that only a quarter of the country can even speak

2019-12-17 19:56:46 UTC  

and even fewer can read and write it

2019-12-17 19:58:29 UTC  

oh shit bojo made fun of wales

2019-12-17 19:58:32 UTC  

<:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-12-17 19:58:34 UTC  

YASS

2019-12-17 20:00:01 UTC  
2019-12-17 20:00:31 UTC  

fuckin popty ping

2019-12-17 20:00:42 UTC  

the Welsh are like children

2019-12-17 20:02:05 UTC  

Oh yes, saw that in his speech. He'll actually make PMQs entertaining

2019-12-17 20:02:39 UTC  

I just listened to the full thing

2019-12-17 20:03:10 UTC  

but then the BBC cliff notes version started playing

2019-12-17 20:03:21 UTC  

I missed the popty ping reference the first time

2019-12-17 20:03:45 UTC  

Remember how the luvvies from the BBC used to squirm when he was on Have I Got News For You because he could dish out to every one of their digs?

2019-12-17 20:04:17 UTC  

Oh, and was popular
And was Mayor of London
And defended its citizens on his bike fighting off Oiks

2019-12-17 20:04:24 UTC  

bojo is a smart guy, and he's quick witted

2019-12-17 20:04:28 UTC  

aye

2019-12-17 20:04:59 UTC  

unfortunately he can't vocalise his ideas as quickly as he has them, so he stumbles a bit but honestly that only makes him more likeable

2019-12-17 20:05:43 UTC  

precisely. He's that Etonian tory toff they want to despise, but sends them reeling when he visits a factory, bumbles about, and the masses chant "BORIS!"

2019-12-17 20:07:15 UTC  

I want a PM that comes out in his pyjamas to give "journalists" cups of tea in easter egg mugs

2019-12-17 20:07:46 UTC  

It is done

2019-12-17 20:07:50 UTC  

or fuckin rides a zipline waving union jack flags <:kek:590371888480387073>

2019-12-17 20:08:27 UTC  

Now I truly know what our colonial chums across the pond feel like after 2016 πŸ˜„

2019-12-17 20:08:50 UTC  

I've never been more patriotic than right now

2019-12-17 20:10:46 UTC  

I don't know about you guys, but despite what the media have been hammering on, there is an overall pride in this country and what it can achieve

2019-12-17 20:10:58 UTC  

Scouseland being the exception

2019-12-17 20:11:34 UTC  

the EU can keep Liverpool and surrounding area