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So moronic. There is a distric (I forget the name) which has all the rich folk, in ridiculously high walled enclaves so that the rabid peasants can't get to them

They could have had Dewbs

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in hull?

you prob mean kirkella or swanland

Aye, I know someone from there, I didn't believe him, but he swears that's what it's like

lol bro

whatever 'ull seat she was running in

all the houses have a literal moat

his mother has a collection of harpsichords, so you know he's one of them Northerners that has found a pot of gold somewhere

look at the little bridges lol

So cute

contrast that with the peasantry

wait shit

hahaha

the MP of that area is David Davis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tje0YCdxNk4

well, they've certainly learned from all of this

ugh that Welsh MP can get fucked speaking Welsh in parliament

A language born out of coitus with farm animals.

Bruh, it’s just starting and nothing will probably come of it, but in Virginia a county formed a militia in preparation for the new gun control act the dems are trying to pass. *1776 will begin again if you try to take our firearms*

a dead language that only a quarter of the country can even speak

and even fewer can read and write it

oh shit bojo made fun of wales

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YASS

https://youtu.be/titzI1z74qo 1:40

fuckin popty ping

the Welsh are like children

Oh yes, saw that in his speech. He'll actually make PMQs entertaining

I just listened to the full thing

but then the BBC cliff notes version started playing

I missed the popty ping reference the first time

Remember how the luvvies from the BBC used to squirm when he was on Have I Got News For You because he could dish out to every one of their digs?

Oh, and was popular
And was Mayor of London
And defended its citizens on his bike fighting off Oiks

bojo is a smart guy, and he's quick witted

aye

unfortunately he can't vocalise his ideas as quickly as he has them, so he stumbles a bit but honestly that only makes him more likeable

precisely. He's that Etonian tory toff they want to despise, but sends them reeling when he visits a factory, bumbles about, and the masses chant "BORIS!"