Majestic beast

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I guess the dogs you own reflect who you are<:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

australians must be pretty based then bc we got some cool breeds

Total thot sheepshagger

black version

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these pics are making me hungry

Wat

Fuck off with these small ass Belgian Malinois and German Shepards for war dogs...Bring back the mighty Battle Mastiffs

@Mips if the dog you own reflects who you are...What does that mean for me and my 90kg South african Boerboel?

@Duke of Mecklenburg slaveowner<:makes_you_think:382980749780844554>

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I just wanna keep the Leopards in Texas in check...Along with the Baboons and there evolutionary equivalents...the nigger

Even tho we dont have leopards...or baboons

Hogs, coyotes, and Mountain lions are all over tho

Russian boar even

The one I killed hanging at the ranch house...was 300 pounds

Aren't dogs from the northern hemisphere, so a South African breed is the equivalent of a colonist?

Yes

Spanish Mastiffs conquered the Americas for God

They originated from Dutch/German breeds such as the extinct Bullenbijter(basically a Bullmastiff sized muscular Boxer)...and various other european mastiffs(spanish, and french early on) they picked up on the way along with some african breeds

They bred the toughest and strongest dogs possible for 400 years...to protect the property from african predators

They descend from

Bullenbijters, Spanish Mastiffs, French Mastiffs, Portuguese mastiffs, Cane Corsos, English Mastiffs, Bullmastiffs, and Various extinct African wardogs

Bred to be as large as an english mastiff, as agile as a shepard, faster than a ridgeback,mean/as tough as a bulldog and have the tracking and scent abilities of a hound

Pitbulls ironically have relatively weak jaws for canines

Most mastiff breeds have double the bite force of a pure bred game bred pit

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Turns out you don't need to bite very hard to kill soft fleshy animals

Who would have thought

Pitbulls are still the niggers of dogs regardless

I'd say Rottweilers are the worst

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2019/12/trump-usda-black-panther-wakanda-free-trade-partner-tariff-tracker.html

Wakanda is real

Trump said it

Must be so