Message from @Mips
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The one I killed hanging at the ranch house...was 300 pounds
Aren't dogs from the northern hemisphere, so a South African breed is the equivalent of a colonist?
Yes
Spanish Mastiffs conquered the Americas for God
They originated from Dutch/German breeds such as the extinct Bullenbijter(basically a Bullmastiff sized muscular Boxer)...and various other european mastiffs(spanish, and french early on) they picked up on the way along with some african breeds
They bred the toughest and strongest dogs possible for 400 years...to protect the property from african predators
They descend from
Bullenbijters, Spanish Mastiffs, French Mastiffs, Portuguese mastiffs, Cane Corsos, English Mastiffs, Bullmastiffs, and Various extinct African wardogs
Bred to be as large as an english mastiff, as agile as a shepard, faster than a ridgeback,mean/as tough as a bulldog and have the tracking and scent abilities of a hound
Pitbulls ironically have relatively weak jaws for canines
Most mastiff breeds have double the bite force of a pure bred game bred pit
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Turns out you don't need to bite very hard to kill soft fleshy animals
Who would have thought
Pitbulls are still the niggers of dogs regardless
I'd say Rottweilers are the worst
Wakanda is real
Must be so
How
Yo, dads, did you suspect your six year olds were on crack?
Atheists are afraid to ask "is life worth living?" They are afraid to affirm life. Because life might not be affirming. Religious people affirm life because they trust God.
Atheists think they are happy, but deep down they are scared.
This is the baby in the bathwater. If you don't affirm life you will devolve into greed and nihilism and short term pleasure.
Happiness ensures morality. If you don't care about life itself you won't care about ethics.
How many atheists will figure this out? 1%?
The rest will fall into nihilism. This is a big danger.
The fuck have you been smoking?
@ethaneasy This nigga gets it
@ethaneasy wtf is wrong with nihilism, commie
We kill all who don't perform
And you if you disagree
Nihilism is death
Might as well kill yourself
Nah, true bliss lies in hating humanity and still loving yourself
That's just narcissism
Don't love yourself
But do,
You are a piece of shit. Never forget that.
I'm better, because I strive to be
You can be better, but right now you are shit