Why do we hate protestants again?

Anglicanism was born out of the King's sexual lust

Need to bone my concubines to get a male heir

I've got one solid reason for you

didn't Protestantism start in Germany? it's nazi christianity bro

@Capitán Alatriste They'd never bang concubines. They'd probably fuck their 2nd cousins

Gotta keep the bloodlines pure

Even if it means committing incest, which is strictly forbidden in both the old and new testament

Neo-gothic architecture inspired the best church buildings, surely?

`Religious heretics that bastardized the faith for monetary gain didnt work either`
>says the faith that literally took bribes for heaven

o-okay anon

Took. When we had to rebuild all the churches sand lord and his goat fucking minions destroyed <:kek:590371888480387073>

tfw you're just another worldly ideology

one of jews no less

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Shut up anon, youre stupid

This is why you got kicked out of church for standing up and giving a "Your god has foresaken you" speech mid mass

kek

that'd be pretty based

If you do it please record so I can brag that I was in a discord with you

"Dude was a total fedora tipper. Pretty sure he staffed r/Atheism"

We could have been happily playing video games

instead we were educating ourselves

While you went out getting drunk and partying, I studied the ways of the blade. Honed my skills, became a killing machine.

I literally worked on a Party Island for 5 seasons

I wasn't very political back then

🤷🏿

😦

No wonder your wife left you

Thorpe Park is technically a party island

My wife died of the blood cancer and I met her about 4 years after the Party Island

now that's a bad one

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How do you get blood cancer?

carsonagenics?

God decides he needs a new Angel.

`No wonder your wife left you`
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May she rest in peace ✝️

also i don't use reddit