trading a BJ for a $14M job isn't a crime

true

prostitution is illegal in the US though <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

getting a blow job for 14 million is hardly prostitution

the woman that gives the blow job is just thanking the man

Isn't there like a loophole that you can use to get around it tho

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Solicitation

you make it an offence to offer to pay for sex

I'm not sure what charges they'll use against him; Bribery? Blackmail?

Solicitation/pedophilia?

ah

Pedophilia charges are usually when the other party is underage

I bet she is

Why wouldn't she be

under 18/16?

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Why are all pedos jews tho?

Something is weird here

🤔 Specifically Globalists though

They can't steal money anymore so they steal virgins?

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Work with me here

These women are leftwingers, what are you on

Uncovering a jewish plot

Fucking faggots being loud around me

On one side a drum and the other hiphop wtf

Fucking meltdown inc

@Dust cooking for ondsi <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

poor ondsi

@Ondsinet condolences

Oof

But they're coming out good

I made like 7 pancakes now and I only slightly burned one

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"I'm a chef at mc donalds"

Head chef

As in chef who gives head <:deadass:560215324167897128>

At McDonald's....I love this country

@Dust

@Max uwu you should open a cook book, you want to be a wife