You're overthinking

are you required to wear clothes?

I'm not stupid, just retarded.

is there a sign saying that you cant?

Yeah actually there literally is @desert hamster

You are required to not be sick

you have to wear protective gear

not "clothes" persay

Well. I can always claim to be a victim of something when the cops arrive.

you should cover yourself with oil

and claim to be a poor migrant

Hey @Capitán Alatriste how do I say I'm a filthy fucking Mexican migrant worker that lost his green card and passport in Espanol?

That'll work

Hola chicos, quiero pasar un buen rato

@EnderOctanus "soy un gringo"

is that right @Capitán Alatriste

?

@desert hamster yes

Hm. Weird. All the Mexicans I work with say "¡Tu puta gringo!"

that means that they like you

pendejo is also a term of endearment so if they call you that, that means you are their friend

We unironically have so many Mexican workers

Kinda wished I learned more than just how to say I'm autistic and that I pissed in the pool in Spanish class.

tell them: "la carne de perro es mi comida favorita"

they will respect you for it

Oh and `eTelephono Tres Ge Esse.`

i am also sad i did not learn it

it could have been useful

but, we had only a few classes

@EnderOctanus "Buenas tardes caballeros, quisiera informarles de que no soy ciudadano de Los Estados Unidos y que trabajo aquí de forma regular. Desafortunadamente lamento comunicarles de que en estos momentos no dispongo de mis documentos personales; mi pasaporte y mi "Green Card", ya que no soy capaz de localizarlos."

That time we had to do an ad in Spanish. That was weird.

Ah. Gracias, amigo!

I'll write that down.

Be aware, that a lot of Mexican Spanish has English loan words, so you may sound like a pompous, elitist asshole 😂

I had a coworker from Juarez, and something like 25% of his Spanish vocabulary was English substitutes

**SuperCheapCharger#7201** was cleansed from the server.

I need this

Wassup fellas

Work just ended and am on my way home <:pepe_smile:378719407977005068>

I've got a sink that's based on the shape of Colorado