establish dominance and yes pls

Then again the military staying here might beat my ass

why?

yes, sit and wait. Man spread as far as possible

isnt that normal behaviour in the west?

When the cops show up you blame the hotel

assert manliness

that is what we in east europe thing it is

yes

Well. They are alpha and don't like others encroaching.

knowing the military, they will just laugh off the situation

and sue them for damages

Yeah honestly they would probably cheer me on

You will gain the respect of a few soldiers

Boohoo

I'd still definitely go to jail. But hey.

Nah

You're overthinking

are you required to wear clothes?

I'm not stupid, just retarded.

is there a sign saying that you cant?

Yeah actually there literally is @desert hamster

You are required to not be sick

you have to wear protective gear

not "clothes" persay

Well. I can always claim to be a victim of something when the cops arrive.

you should cover yourself with oil

and claim to be a poor migrant

Hey @Capitán Alatriste how do I say I'm a filthy fucking Mexican migrant worker that lost his green card and passport in Espanol?

That'll work

Hola chicos, quiero pasar un buen rato

@EnderOctanus "soy un gringo"

is that right @Capitán Alatriste

?

@desert hamster yes

Hm. Weird. All the Mexicans I work with say "¡Tu puta gringo!"

that means that they like you

pendejo is also a term of endearment so if they call you that, that means you are their friend

We unironically have so many Mexican workers

Kinda wished I learned more than just how to say I'm autistic and that I pissed in the pool in Spanish class.

tell them: "la carne de perro es mi comida favorita"