from the golf course guys

Lul

guys

muh social darwinism

We shall drive a bullet into the forehead
Of the rotten fascist filth,
For the scum of humanity
We shall build a solid coffin!

uh

kek

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WW3 better start tonight

I know right...I'm getting blue balls.

You'll get over it. I should know, I'm doing nofap and I can't stop talking about because I'm still in shock as to how well I'm doing. Fuck

Should I finish the Lego sets that I haven't touched since I was a fucking child before the fucking bombs drop?

Just fap.

-Nike

Are they sponsoring the war?

...or is it ExxonMobil?

Probably Exxon

Yeah, that would make sense.

https://discord.gg/b7JWRs

Hopefully the Russians won’t drop a nuke on my hometown of Bumfuck Nowhere, Kentucky.

If you don't live in D.C. or near a strategic military facility...you're good.

Uhhhhhh.

Fort Knox.

Fuck.

You're good.

It's not strategic.

@fannybandit Nah, any slightly large economic, strategic, or militaristic place will be nuked.

That would require at least 1,000 nukes.

All launched at the same time.

The Russians have literal thousands of nukes, that’s more than enough to bomb every US state at least 20 times.

Hell, they have more than us.

They have to focus on other nations as well.

trump is fucking retarded lmao

You can't just shoot your load all at once.

Barely, but once you go past 2,000 it really doesn’t matter.

I don't see anyone nuking places where there are mostly civilians.

D.C. being the exception since it's the capitol.

Maybe the U.S. and Russia will be sensible and not launch any nukes at all, who knows.

Trump may not be the smartest, but he’s not a warmonger.