I no joke promise you I was talking about this yesterday on another server it feels so good to not be alone

I'd boog with some cows lol

Like a genuine attack machine

^

Seen one kill a horse

*BURGER INTENSIFIES*

Not pretty

It would be a fucking tank dude you can’t hurt a bull and if you do it makes it angrier

This is my guard cow names daisy

I watched this homeless man get stabbed today

<:HolUp:661148108608241665> hol up

Go on

What

Story time

Imagine one with 500lbs of armor and tanks of propane under it. Big ass fragmentation burger.

Do tell.

Was at a red light this guy came up and beat the fuck out of him, then he pulled a knife and started chopping

Holy crap

Drove back 10 mins later, lots of police and ems

What did you do?

What city?

Gotta stay strapped or get clapped

DID YOU JUST KEEP DRIVING

On the southwest border

I wasn’t driving

No big deal, just a random stabbing. Pretty standard really.

Not around here

Down here 100% yes

I’d clap a motherfucker real quick

Same

Shit sounds like Jacksonville, Fl

Lmao it does

Watch me witness a stabbing and not do something

I hated living there.

I mean it was kinda in self defense

I wasent allowed to forge 2 days ago because a guy high out of his mind was on my street and I couldn't see him and he was said to be thretaning ppl with a knife

I can’t do nothing. Against orders and I’m not about to catch that heat

At least it was better than gouging the eyes with a crusty crack spoon.

Ever heard of a cock pocket?

And I helped the old man down the street today and his lawn art was decapitated one he made of a man and son and both were decapitated

Lol that's good! No I mean a storage compartment, but inside your penis.