I can shape a peice of class 5 over to cover his head

Stryker

500lbs of RDX lol

Weld jaged and barbed prongs to the plate

A mooarter

That's 2000 pounds of bull btw

I wonder how much tanerite

Battle cattle

That’s such a fucking good idea I can’t stress it

Fuck tannerite, use a plastic explosive or something

*assault vehicle aquired*

Bruh the military didn’t want me

Reactive armor on a bull

I no joke promise you I was talking about this yesterday on another server it feels so good to not be alone

I'd boog with some cows lol

Like a genuine attack machine

^

Seen one kill a horse

*BURGER INTENSIFIES*

Not pretty

It would be a fucking tank dude you can’t hurt a bull and if you do it makes it angrier

This is my guard cow names daisy

I watched this homeless man get stabbed today

<:HolUp:661148108608241665> hol up

Go on

What

Story time

Imagine one with 500lbs of armor and tanks of propane under it. Big ass fragmentation burger.

Do tell.

Was at a red light this guy came up and beat the fuck out of him, then he pulled a knife and started chopping

Holy crap

Drove back 10 mins later, lots of police and ems

What did you do?

What city?

Gotta stay strapped or get clapped

DID YOU JUST KEEP DRIVING

On the southwest border

I wasn’t driving

No big deal, just a random stabbing. Pretty standard really.

Not around here

Down here 100% yes