Anglos are the devil

straight up

If y’all didn’t exist the world would be better so shut up

Italy is literally the hell of europe

Stinks like shit

Always hot

And the women are hairy af

Yeah pale ass motherfucker

then stop going to vacation there

And who you calling stinky?

Why'd I go vacation when I can just go to the fuckin pasta isle in my supermarket

Colgate is like Kryptonite to you bitches

Crooked ass, yellow ass teeth having niggas

U guys still use olive oil or have u found out modern ways of using condoms yet

And we have bidets, the only people with hygiene in Europe

Olive oil is the shit

Unlike the BULLSHIT you eat

Talk about our teeth y'all probs clean yours with fuckin olive oil

that’s really some bullshit

how to make Italian food: get a hairy Babushka to throw a tomato and veal in a pot and burn it

we prolly have 50% of western cultural monuments in one city of ours

what do you have?

a bell?

and terrorist attacks

nigga please

Gotta remember the weekly drive by

Y'all just shit Spain tbh

At least Spain pimp out Portugal

Who the fuck u pimp out, fuckin siciliy

Literally the Africa of europe

We pimp out human civilization bruh

Bitch that was 2000 years ago

all the good Romans fucked off to the holy Roman empire asap

Bitch we invented half of your modern shut

And let’s not forget we literally OWNED y’all

congratulations u owned us 2000 years ago

we beat your bitchass 60 years ago

we had homosexuality when y’all were walking around with horn helmets GTFO

Fuckin knew Italy was the first place to have gaylords

Greece was the first

just to tell you how advanced we were while you were throwing poop at each other