It ain’t no dark side

Partigiani luke skywalker’d that nigga

Biiiiitch Italy was the sith lords street walker

Literally the side hoe of germany

Still is

?????????

Still is?

Y'all were their bitch bottom under the Alps back then and y'all still are in the EU

let’s not forget

THIS fatass nigga

refused peace treaties because of his greedy anglo blood

Yeah refused peace treaties but at least he was on the fucking right side of them

Anglos are the devil

straight up

If y’all didn’t exist the world would be better so shut up

Italy is literally the hell of europe

Stinks like shit

Always hot

And the women are hairy af

Yeah pale ass motherfucker

then stop going to vacation there

And who you calling stinky?

Why'd I go vacation when I can just go to the fuckin pasta isle in my supermarket

Colgate is like Kryptonite to you bitches

Crooked ass, yellow ass teeth having niggas

U guys still use olive oil or have u found out modern ways of using condoms yet

And we have bidets, the only people with hygiene in Europe

Olive oil is the shit

Unlike the BULLSHIT you eat

Talk about our teeth y'all probs clean yours with fuckin olive oil

that’s really some bullshit

how to make Italian food: get a hairy Babushka to throw a tomato and veal in a pot and burn it

we prolly have 50% of western cultural monuments in one city of ours

what do you have?

a bell?

and terrorist attacks

nigga please

Gotta remember the weekly drive by

Y'all just shit Spain tbh

At least Spain pimp out Portugal