And we have bidets, the only people with hygiene in Europe

Olive oil is the shit

Unlike the BULLSHIT you eat

Talk about our teeth y'all probs clean yours with fuckin olive oil

that’s really some bullshit

how to make Italian food: get a hairy Babushka to throw a tomato and veal in a pot and burn it

we prolly have 50% of western cultural monuments in one city of ours

what do you have?

a bell?

and terrorist attacks

nigga please

Gotta remember the weekly drive by

Y'all just shit Spain tbh

At least Spain pimp out Portugal

Who the fuck u pimp out, fuckin siciliy

Literally the Africa of europe

We pimp out human civilization bruh

Bitch that was 2000 years ago

all the good Romans fucked off to the holy Roman empire asap

Bitch we invented half of your modern shut

And let’s not forget we literally OWNED y’all

congratulations u owned us 2000 years ago

we beat your bitchass 60 years ago

we had homosexuality when y’all were walking around with horn helmets GTFO

Fuckin knew Italy was the first place to have gaylords

Greece was the first

just to tell you how advanced we were while you were throwing poop at each other

savages

Y'all probably invented aids to stop everyone from turning gay and slowing population growth

Are your women that ugly that men turn to other men even in Roman times

ok dude good talk gotta go shleep

have a good one ✌🏼

👌 that 3am flame war tho

And Italy has the hottest girls btw

no

yes bruh

YES

Granted Brits are ugly af

but no bruh

yes dude

go to Rome in Parioli you’ll thank me later