Man, I sure do hate being born with a penis.

If I encounter another man trying to woo a female, I'm going to intervene. And get her number.

Nice!

I'm convinced that most men I encounter from here on out are shitbags.

Why?

Gotta use them brownie points to try to get a bj.

True

I can only trust myself around women at this point.

Alcohol is the best way to get laid

Xanax*

why do people think it's so hard to get laid just have your buddy lay you down on a couch smh

Yeah? I bet you'd gladly slip a roofie in her drink too, ya sick son of a bitch!

Im joking

don't be a fucking spaz

Uhh

You can never be too sure. I've lost all faith in manhood.

I'm pretty much a lone gentleman as far as I can tell.

Stop

I'll stop when the patriarchy is abolished and 98% of men are sterilized.

It's not my fault I was placed on this planet to take advantage of everyone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4bmCvekW48

I look forward to fully automated luxury matriarchal space communism.

Feminist Posadism

I will gladly betray most of my fellow men when the time comes. I will join hands with my sister comrades and reign hellfire upon the manpigs.

Feminists have big gay.

You cisnormative bastard!!!

You misogynistic, mansplaining, manspreading, woman-hating son of a scum puddle.

I can't wait to gulag you so there will be more puss**-- I mean, so that you'll get a taste of your own medicine!

You were made to benefit me.

Do you like penis?

Do you find an erect penis to be beneficial for you?

helps when I’m having sex

most definitely

Especially good for the continuation of the human race as well.

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