Message from @OxyMoron

Discord ID: 449912233041068053


2018-05-26 12:27:29 UTC  

then you loook over and $ee a fat tran$ camerawoman making a quip in a briti$h accent while carrying away a wounded child

2018-05-26 12:27:32 UTC  

not only that

2018-05-26 12:27:37 UTC  

yes

2018-05-26 12:27:41 UTC  

hahahah

2018-05-26 12:27:48 UTC  

there will be ton$ of dirt and clod but no du$t what$oever

2018-05-26 12:27:56 UTC  

yes

2018-05-26 12:28:08 UTC  

and the color pallet will be bright as shit

2018-05-26 12:28:21 UTC  

it will be all colorful

2018-05-26 12:28:43 UTC  

the air i$ alway$ gonna be perfectly clear and your gonna $print non$top for ten minut$ $traight not even taking a knee to return fire but $hooting blindly and hiting them in the head every time

2018-05-26 12:28:58 UTC  

with hit markers

2018-05-26 12:29:37 UTC  

when your buddy get$ $hot he will either die in$tantly or get a dramatic quote telling you to kill more ru$$ian$ (we cant per$ecute the vietmane$e minority

2018-05-26 12:29:38 UTC  

and you are gonna have to pay 100 dollars to get an m-16

2018-05-26 12:29:49 UTC  

the weapon never jam$

2018-05-26 12:29:53 UTC  

yes

2018-05-26 12:30:08 UTC  

noone lay$ around coughing up blood crying for their mom or wanting to go back home

2018-05-26 12:30:12 UTC  

and the ammunition is always plentaful

2018-05-26 12:30:15 UTC  

yep

2018-05-26 12:30:18 UTC  

cant run out

2018-05-26 12:30:23 UTC  

the m16 will be automatic

2018-05-26 12:30:27 UTC  

yes

2018-05-26 12:30:35 UTC  

amazing

2018-05-26 12:30:40 UTC  

in fact theyll ju$t give you an m4

2018-05-26 12:30:54 UTC  

al$o none of the enemy can be women or children

2018-05-26 12:30:57 UTC  

NO

2018-05-26 12:31:09 UTC  

that would be to scary for the kids

2018-05-26 12:31:49 UTC  

all of the men on your $ide have to be grown up and die like flie$ while the women and minoritie$ live forever and make quip$ right next to a dead comrade

2018-05-26 12:31:58 UTC  

yes

2018-05-26 12:32:14 UTC  

to be honest

2018-05-26 12:32:40 UTC  

no racial $lur$ will be uttered and if you get $hot a few dozen time$ you may have to lay down for a $econd to gain health or ju$t u$e a 5 $econd health kit to recover all hp in$antlt

2018-05-26 12:32:42 UTC  

that would probably happen if they made a battlefield about Vietnam

2018-05-26 12:32:52 UTC  

yes

2018-05-26 12:32:54 UTC  

im already dead in$ide

2018-05-26 12:32:59 UTC  

it wont pha$e me

2018-05-26 12:33:05 UTC  

can't say nigger

2018-05-26 12:33:24 UTC  

kek

2018-05-26 12:33:38 UTC  

if they did that it would add to the void in my heart

2018-05-26 12:33:41 UTC  

somehow

2018-05-26 12:33:43 UTC  

theyre gonna make the main female minority character a navy $eal a$ well

2018-05-26 12:33:48 UTC  

yes

2018-05-26 12:33:55 UTC  

she will be muscular

2018-05-26 12:33:55 UTC  

that$ what i love with modern $hooter$