plane$ are $wooping low right over your head$ and ru$$ian$ are pouring out of nowhere

yeah

and there will be a giant explosion

out of nowhere

just huge

then you loook over and $ee a fat tran$ camerawoman making a quip in a briti$h accent while carrying away a wounded child

not only that

yes

hahahah

there will be ton$ of dirt and clod but no du$t what$oever

yes

and the color pallet will be bright as shit

it will be all colorful

the air i$ alway$ gonna be perfectly clear and your gonna $print non$top for ten minut$ $traight not even taking a knee to return fire but $hooting blindly and hiting them in the head every time

with hit markers

when your buddy get$ $hot he will either die in$tantly or get a dramatic quote telling you to kill more ru$$ian$ (we cant per$ecute the vietmane$e minority

and you are gonna have to pay 100 dollars to get an m-16

the weapon never jam$

yes

noone lay$ around coughing up blood crying for their mom or wanting to go back home

and the ammunition is always plentaful

yep

cant run out

the m16 will be automatic

yes

amazing

in fact theyll ju$t give you an m4

al$o none of the enemy can be women or children

NO

that would be to scary for the kids

all of the men on your $ide have to be grown up and die like flie$ while the women and minoritie$ live forever and make quip$ right next to a dead comrade

yes

to be honest

no racial $lur$ will be uttered and if you get $hot a few dozen time$ you may have to lay down for a $econd to gain health or ju$t u$e a 5 $econd health kit to recover all hp in$antlt

that would probably happen if they made a battlefield about Vietnam

yes

im already dead in$ide

it wont pha$e me

can't say nigger

kek

if they did that it would add to the void in my heart