I choose monkey business because of high dex

Coward you know u already lost 😮

Sorry u put in a lot more typing then I did I don’t have a key board

https://twitter.com/brxpug/status/1014417257945018368?s=21

good praxis

When liberals talk about the revolution, this what they be talking about. We’re coming after you bLUMPf supporters ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿

This is so sad can we get 1000:upkeks!

Mayos prob had it common anyhow

This is what owning leftoids looks like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OPvUTNZWl8

Wait a second who unironicly like gadafi

They don’t have oil to live off of in Bolivia do they?

Cock with a flock

Flock

Glock

You can use its gun tree to expand on ranged kills

And quickly level up

Hopefully you can even reach peak level and evolve to the dreaded t-rex

Instant game win

Idk they only have two limbs

I think cat with a gnat would be a better ranged hero

At that point you can use your earnings to purchase the android skill tree and create an a-10 rex

Cats have a better start

But even the most advanced cat evolution can't handle the chickens game winning transformation

It's a tiger with a shotgun pitched against a Dino-warthog hybrid

A literal dragon

Ok ok

That flies while shooting a mini gun of depleted uranium and misiles

Fucking op as hell

But monkey end game evolution jphomp sapien can’t be beat

They still haven’t nerfed them after all these years

But the monkey has a 1 percent chance to resist its master every time it levels up

You'll have to reach a couple thousand levels by the time you even consider getting a humanoid

And by then your monkey bro will have turned against you

Using its evolution points to become a silverback to rape your ass while your asleep

That's why you don't mess with higher intel builds

Idk chickens at every level suffer from the canibalism perk

That's why you don't team spec

You solo build

If they smell weakness they may teamkillmu