This is easy. Make noodles. Eat plain noodles before you add sauce. This is what I do and I never have leftovers.

I like noodles

lmao I love plain spaghetti noodles, just add butter and parm

I do that sometimes

Sauce and spices are for the weak

put a little of the pasta water back, just like a half cup, to thicken it

or sometimes I toss in an egg

Noodle Nationalism.

Now I want noodles.

though no pasta for me anymore

We stay eating

Y'all gotta try black bean pasta

Shit nigga

@Vice Commander Hunt OH

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Corden Bleu 2.0

I was going to do cordon bleu, but the ham I had went bad

Should I just drink distilled water

as opposed to drinking water

I've been doing this for a bit lol

meh I just use my Brita pitcher. Works fine

Don't just drink distilled

I got a water filter, shit will not fit.

It'll mess you up

WEWP Why and how

Lack of minerals found in regular water

It definitely messes kids up

interdesting

You'll lose essential minerals I just read

Yeah don't do it

I just take a single flinestones vitamen (why the fuck not, they taste good and I don't need all the stuff from the biggo boy vitamins)
And 1g fish oil

MEH

If you're a kid and all you eat is Dinosaur chicken nuggets, sure

I will be the test rat for this one

if you look at a leafy green vegetable on occasion, there's no difference

Look but don't eat.

jk if you don't eat vegetables you're a faggot

or poor

@Hand Banana I am going to shoot you in the head.