The American revolution was not even a real revolution

Hey only deserve their little bitch island

@george murray 3 True American patriots walked into the kings throneroom and fucked him to death

And they surrendered

Yes

True story

Britian occupied Manhattan to the end of the war

is that a bitch island, too?

It’s new york

So kinda

Like halfway

And then Andrew Jackson fucked every british soldier to death by himself

Lol

Wrong war

True story

@george murray britain is shit

George Washington personally raped corwallis

The revolution did not really stop the flow of wealth from the colonies to britian

@McNugget i keked

Lmao

Yea

Cuz they shit

so the authorities eventually just accepted the secession of the American porkies

What’s ur point

So

I think biscuits gayer

That’s their fault

Fuck

Wrong server

George Washington actually removed and tanned the anus of benadict arnold and wore like a ring

Yes

Fact

America is just better than the UK

GW was one of, if not, the richest man in the country at the time.

He was a boob as a commander

Yea but we don’t give a shit we won

and a weak executive

You can lose battles and win wars

Fuck off

Both were, to be fair.

Now you just sound dumb