Message from @Adolf Hitler

Discord ID: 496771451416739841


2018-10-02 19:49:25 UTC  

food has a lot of water in it

2018-10-02 19:49:25 UTC  

its not like thats the only device that you can use to cook foods theres alternatives and they work just fine

2018-10-02 19:49:39 UTC  

the microwave generates high-energy microwave radiation

2018-10-02 19:49:54 UTC  

microwave radiation is just a very low-frequency kind of light

2018-10-02 19:50:30 UTC  

the molecules of water receive this energy

2018-10-02 19:50:37 UTC  

and begin vibrating

2018-10-02 19:50:44 UTC  

like a dildo?

2018-10-02 19:50:57 UTC  

molecule vibration is just another term for heat

2018-10-02 19:51:03 UTC  

vibrating squirting dildo

2018-10-02 19:51:16 UTC  

and this results in the food absorbing heat

2018-10-02 19:51:18 UTC  

there you go

2018-10-02 19:51:25 UTC  

that is how a microwave works

2018-10-02 19:51:28 UTC  

im still skeptical

2018-10-02 19:51:31 UTC  

🙄

2018-10-02 19:51:32 UTC  

of what

2018-10-02 19:51:39 UTC  

the microwave thing

2018-10-02 19:51:47 UTC  

what part

2018-10-02 19:51:55 UTC  

dont worry

2018-10-02 19:52:02 UTC  

i can still cook my food

2018-10-02 19:52:18 UTC  

I'm happy to answer any other questions you have

2018-10-02 19:52:23 UTC  

ok

2018-10-02 19:52:27 UTC  

how are babies made?

2018-10-02 19:52:32 UTC  

oh that

2018-10-02 19:52:40 UTC  

that's completely unrelated to microwaves but here goes

2018-10-02 19:52:49 UTC  

do they like come out of a womans bum hole?

2018-10-02 19:52:59 UTC  

no they come out of her vagene

2018-10-02 19:53:05 UTC  

UH

2018-10-02 19:53:09 UTC  

Lol adolf

2018-10-02 19:53:15 UTC  

but thats where a womans pee comes out from

2018-10-02 19:53:17 UTC  

soooo?

2018-10-02 19:53:24 UTC  

adolf legit doesn't know how babies are made

2018-10-02 19:53:29 UTC  

soooo?

2018-10-02 19:53:30 UTC  

what the fuck

2018-10-02 19:53:31 UTC  

<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>

2018-10-02 19:53:37 UTC  

He's just a kid

2018-10-02 19:53:51 UTC  

want my noods?

2018-10-02 19:53:52 UTC  

im 12

2018-10-02 19:53:57 UTC  

Please

2018-10-02 19:53:59 UTC  

😎

2018-10-02 19:55:40 UTC  

its common knowledge woman pee out of this hotdog shaped line that they have in between their legs

2018-10-02 19:55:42 UTC  

duh