Message from @tim

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2019-03-05 19:00:34 UTC  

Gay gang
Gay gang

2019-03-05 19:00:53 UTC  

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2019-03-05 19:01:07 UTC  

Say that to my face girly boy

2019-03-05 19:01:30 UTC  

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2019-03-05 19:01:41 UTC  

Not a nazbol meme

2019-03-05 19:01:56 UTC  

Based

2019-03-05 19:02:15 UTC  

Yeah the ones I just sent

2019-03-05 19:02:30 UTC  

Karen you insidious whore

2019-03-05 19:02:32 UTC  

You lied to me

2019-03-05 19:03:39 UTC  

no

2019-03-05 19:03:41 UTC  

sir

2019-03-05 19:03:45 UTC  

youre under arrest.

2019-03-05 19:04:57 UTC  

Unironically though my family lead a simple life in a small village during USSR and they only fell on hard times after the sabotage

2019-03-05 19:06:10 UTC  

After the collapse everything was torn down and the once beautiful and lively village became a shithole

2019-03-05 19:06:35 UTC  

People had to move to the city to survive

2019-03-05 19:06:38 UTC  

I'm not Russian

2019-03-05 19:06:40 UTC  

Nor a nazbol

2019-03-05 19:06:45 UTC  

I'm not even slavic

2019-03-05 19:07:22 UTC  

A weeb

2019-03-05 19:08:51 UTC  

I think you'll find the most vocal anti communists don't have any familial ties to the ussr

2019-03-05 19:09:06 UTC  

Or communism in general

2019-03-05 19:10:09 UTC  

It has some socialist elements left and the mindset of many is still collectivist

2019-03-05 19:10:17 UTC  

But Russia is an oligarchy now

2019-03-05 19:10:22 UTC  

And a shadow of its former self

2019-03-05 19:11:32 UTC  

i died

2019-03-05 19:16:28 UTC  

Oooook

2019-03-05 19:17:21 UTC  

Fucking faggot

2019-03-05 19:17:26 UTC  

Serves you right

2019-03-05 19:17:47 UTC  

Yeah okay

2019-03-05 19:18:34 UTC  

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2019-03-05 19:21:20 UTC  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04Ɨ10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 Ɨ10^āˆ’5 radians/second.

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Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=I*omega= 8.04Ɨ10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 Ɨ 10^āˆ’5 = 5.86286*10^33.

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5.86286*10^33 = (8.04Ɨ10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega

-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

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This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

2019-03-05 19:26:04 UTC  

Stay hard fellas

2019-03-05 19:26:05 UTC  

Ok

2019-03-05 19:26:23 UTC  

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2019-03-05 19:27:55 UTC  

Oof

2019-03-05 19:33:43 UTC  

Hey @Overseer Strasser what is euro Halloween pls Iā€™m euro and idk what that is

2019-03-05 19:34:40 UTC  

Same

2019-03-05 19:35:24 UTC  

Where u from tim