Taste funny

Look man we may be anprims but we're not barbarians

You're supposed to eat their skinniest kid

You'd be doing them a favour too

This but unironically

Yeah

Gay gang
Gay gang

Say that to my face girly boy

Not a nazbol meme

Based

Yeah the ones I just sent

Karen you insidious whore

You lied to me

no

sir

youre under arrest.

Unironically though my family lead a simple life in a small village during USSR and they only fell on hard times after the sabotage

After the collapse everything was torn down and the once beautiful and lively village became a shithole

People had to move to the city to survive

I'm not Russian

Nor a nazbol

I'm not even slavic

A weeb

I think you'll find the most vocal anti communists don't have any familial ties to the ussr

Or communism in general

It has some socialist elements left and the mindset of many is still collectivist

But Russia is an oligarchy now

And a shadow of its former self

https://media.8ch.net/file_store/4bf2483fe39377f8bd078d338ce56604e451859e52ef056383a96af756086fca.webm

i died

https://media.8ch.net/file_store/adfb0fc0c7c676e491854c3f4db6feeffddd5a3b82eabc019dad1b6d0b2173c2.webm

Oooook

Fucking faggot

Serves you right

Yeah okay

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

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Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.

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5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega

-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

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This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.