Message from @mcguyver123

Discord ID: 658830676727955476


2019-12-10 05:47:20 UTC  

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2019-12-10 06:31:18 UTC  

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2019-12-11 00:21:05 UTC  

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2019-12-11 01:10:23 UTC  

oooof wtf happened there

2019-12-11 01:11:36 UTC  

I'll bet it rhymes with ""hot bun""

2019-12-11 02:50:45 UTC  

"No Russian"

2019-12-11 02:52:56 UTC  

Mass shooting in czech

2019-12-13 18:51:39 UTC  

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2019-12-13 18:57:48 UTC  

Its like a zippo

2019-12-13 18:58:04 UTC  

Just gotta flick your foot to the side rq

2019-12-13 18:58:11 UTC  

Fix ya right up

2019-12-13 19:00:36 UTC  

No dumbass - he surgically implanted a TQ dispenser innistoe

2019-12-13 19:00:53 UTC  

Boomers can now walk right up and grab a tamponbabywipebandaid for big medic flexes

2019-12-17 22:08:15 UTC  

mfs need to stop turning their penars inside out jesus fucking christ

2019-12-24 00:21:56 UTC  

One of my coworkers mangled his finger today

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/621525551768666112/658826660656971776/Screenshot_20191223-155335_Snapchat.jpg

2019-12-24 00:22:11 UTC  

oooooof

2019-12-24 00:22:18 UTC  

how did he do that?

2019-12-24 00:27:17 UTC  

Got crunched in a lift. It was broken and had no lockout tag

2019-12-24 00:37:42 UTC  

Oof. He gonna get money for it?

2019-12-24 00:37:49 UTC  

probably

2019-12-24 00:37:53 UTC  

Hell yeah

2019-12-24 01:30:34 UTC  

Probably

2019-12-24 01:30:42 UTC  

9 stiches, and bone is not broken

2019-12-24 01:34:14 UTC  

My stitched up fingers story aint near that bad, but that reminds me of the time my pops and i were installing a glass shower door and we bumped it against the metal track piece and it shattered on both of us, I ended up getting 6 stitches total in 2 different knuckles and now i have a few scars on my knuckles. if i can find the pic i took while at the hospital before they stitched me i will post

2019-12-24 01:37:10 UTC  

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2019-12-24 01:42:42 UTC  

I cut my pointer finger open with an ak drum. The cog was jammed. I used my fingers like a retard.

Protip, if you wouldn't stick your dick in it, dont stick your fingers in it.

2019-12-24 14:07:02 UTC  

that should be done with every pedophile

2019-12-24 14:10:24 UTC  

I participated in a public lynching of a pedophile as a kid

2019-12-24 14:13:14 UTC  

we cut off his dick with a machete, put sugar on the wound, and tied him to a tree full of ants

2019-12-24 14:15:02 UTC  

dang where the fuck was that

2019-12-24 14:15:15 UTC  

Based, thats where

2019-12-24 14:15:19 UTC  

the philippine countryside

2019-12-24 14:15:46 UTC  

we were like 10 years behind everything outside of the island

2019-12-24 14:16:00 UTC  

I had dial up internet during the late 2000s

2019-12-24 15:46:58 UTC  
2019-12-24 18:32:48 UTC  

Blessed and pinoypilled

2019-12-24 23:43:36 UTC  

In the event i construct a tangible "Altar of Blood"
What materials should i use and how should it be shaped?

2019-12-24 23:44:09 UTC  

<all suggestions will be noted and hopefully utilized because i have literally nothing else to do here>

2019-12-25 00:20:41 UTC  

minecraft enchanting table irl