You make proud, boy!
- Soldier from TF2

Someome done got me addicted to elves

Fuck you

Skyrim taught me to hate them

ONE OF US

No fuck that
Imma kms rq

Aight then just hate fuck em then. They aint people

You've convinced me

Orc/wood elf babies

Disgusting

I mean, also not real but hey. Weeb fantasies and all that. Just dont get a body pillow

Im not that gay

Only a little

@thedarkness05 almost bought one

Yeah, fuck you

Im pure degen

Lmfao

Beat me to it

🅱️🅱️gg🅱️🅱️

I didn't buy it because I don't live alone

I mean Im degen too. But the reason I don't jump on it is because I dont commit to one waifu

Thats too much dedication. and besides, I dont want her getting mad at my 3d gf for existing lmao

Cartoons can't run their fingers through my hair with their blood covered hands

Not yet mate, but soon

I had a waifu

Thankfully I grew up

If that happens, im 3d printing Mjoll

Till then I guess a 3d shieldmaiden will have to do

I needa 7ft viking gf to pin me against the wall and pumch me in the face

And if I still had the same waifu, i would be a pedo

Goin straight for the Valks I see

*cross starts burning*

Cause I was younger than her

And wtf am I giving so much details?

Im drunk

Whats your excuse

Well

Its cool bros, no judge

I was 14

Enough said

And she's 16

Now im 19