Orc/wood elf babies

Disgusting

I mean, also not real but hey. Weeb fantasies and all that. Just dont get a body pillow

Im not that gay

Only a little

@thedarkness05 almost bought one

Yeah, fuck you

Im pure degen

Lmfao

Beat me to it

🅱️🅱️gg🅱️🅱️

I didn't buy it because I don't live alone

I mean Im degen too. But the reason I don't jump on it is because I dont commit to one waifu

Thats too much dedication. and besides, I dont want her getting mad at my 3d gf for existing lmao

Cartoons can't run their fingers through my hair with their blood covered hands

Not yet mate, but soon

I had a waifu

Thankfully I grew up

If that happens, im 3d printing Mjoll

Till then I guess a 3d shieldmaiden will have to do

I needa 7ft viking gf to pin me against the wall and pumch me in the face

And if I still had the same waifu, i would be a pedo

Goin straight for the Valks I see

*cross starts burning*

Cause I was younger than her

And wtf am I giving so much details?

Im drunk

Whats your excuse

Well

Its cool bros, no judge

I was 14

Enough said

And she's 16

Now im 19

Thats a no no

*Still legal in Japan*

I mean, in Brazil too

Here we can make sex with 14 years old

Legally doesn't mean right

So im sticking with my US citizenship and follow the good'ol 18 year old law lol

True. And oof 14? That's a bit too young for me. That'll be a no from me dogg