I'm quite the ass man

I have a great ass

Unfortunately

Eat, clap it, smack it. So many uses

Same here bro

I'm ass men too

See I'm a tiddy guy, so chicks with little tiddy have always been fairly unsuccesful at gathering my love nectar

People call me thicc

Squat gang

But short hair thrown in?

I was told i have great ass and legs

*yikes*

Don't even start talking about squating m8

Mine has short hair but I've always been into the tomboy kinda thing

*kinda* ghey but not *Gay*

What's wrong with squatting

Lol don't know why tomboy girls really get me

I like my women like I like my coffee

Hot, black, and made by my momma

Lmao

Pure poetry

One of my exes, Ari, was a QT

Tomboy and everything

But, alas, she *fuqqed* my homeboi

So I killed them both

Jk

I succed it up like a bitch

Dumped her ass and took a break for a while

Fuck them thots

Bitches like me

I hate it

perhaps we shall take this elsewhere, back to random chat?

Like, the real bitchy ones

Almost every brazilian girl is a bitch tbh

I like my women like i like my coffee

Without a dick

I like my women as I like my meat

I like to beat it?

Bloody and full of knives

Calm down there Jack the Fucken Ripper