i went like 5 days without over hunting season cus i was away from home in the middle of nowhere with barely any cell service and when i got home my first nut was amazing

*botle pops*

Woooo based redhead poster

Previously i nutted so hard that now my dick is dead

u fuggin coomer

@NovaSoldier my dick almost fell off after the first time I banged a chick

Long story short, I thought I had herpes

👌

Bazooms

Because there's gonna be one angry drunk asf Horseshoe Crab if I don't.

Hopefully i ens up fucked up tomorrow

Ive honestly had enough of being sober

I haven't - but tomorrow's not the day to stop, so. . .

Why stop when its fun

Im here for a good time, not a long time

And i seem to have fucked up somewhere

I feel that, mang

Been having a bad time for far too long.

Its time to drink

Im employing my der friends when i reach home

Older*

Fml

d:

Anri Okita

You can thank me later

Fellas my girl brought home a girl for us to share last night. Woke me up with "hey I'm gonna fuck her in the other room you wanna join?" (For context, she went to a friend of ours party for NYE I didnt because I had work super early)

We liked her and want to do it again. Will get pics next time.

degenerate shit man, 0/10

Degen

You got cucked by a dishwasher

As much as a non dedicated threesome would probably be ok, doing one while in a relationship...good way to break your heart.

I never understood threesomes in a dedicated relationship either

@/K/id it's ok until its not

True

I dont wanna cuck myself

Yep. Next thing you know she's gonna want you, another guy, and her with reasoning of "Well I let you do it with another girl and me" and fighting will ensue

@xringarcher1440 boom. Literally every time I've heard about people having open relationships