Lol

PMC gang takes a trip to Venezuela

Can I come too?

How hard can you operate

I wear tacticals and boots unironically cuz they're comfy, I went through an EP course about 8 months ago, and I'm that guy that has a full STOMP medical bag

Oh and I took Krav Maga for 3 months because it made me cool until my schedule didn't line up with classes

Do I pass?

(Take out the meme value and I think it's actually a decent (not gr8) resume for a civie)

Good enough it's Venezuela, not like they have any training

I mean we all saw the video they put out to try to scare the US?

Ya that shits funny af

Like dude what a fucking meme

It's like a teenager trying to be edgy but on a grand scale

Me and a buddy of mine who was in the army saw that together and he was like "Wanna go invade a 3rd world country?"

It's a actual military

Lol

Military is a strong word

Few guys with a gun*

My fucking security team from my last job was better organized than them

Imagine how quick you could roll an Abrams through them

An Abrams could take the while country in a day

Whole

Here I was hoping you miswrote it as "hole country"

Cuz I was gonna make a shithole countries joke

But no dude you read my mind

I mean it is a shit hole

Give an Abrams a day and it will give us Venezuala

I'd be more afraid of the Taliban than the Venezuelan "Military"

Fair enough

Lol

Lmao

*1776 Will Commence Again*