Some poor boot looking to get out of the barracks will bite

You ain't wrong

Best friend married one with a kid after 3 months

Oof

They lasted about that long lol

wtf is with ur friends taste in women

@Rogal Dorn The Autistic desperation

So they're incels

Your move Mr. Lawman

That scrotum is a little high

A bit. But it gets the point accross. Although if you're enforcing a red flag law I assume they're kept in a politician's desk drawer

To hang parkas, obviously

Did you hear about that terrifying drug resistant fungus awhile back? They basically had to torch the whole room to kill it off, their industrial bleaches were barely working

Yee i heard something but man those microbes aint shit like man we have agrobacter that is resistant to antibiotic
If this shit evolve we will have next pandemic like in middleages

I see now guys in floral shirt and gasmasks yeeting sick people

And that terifies me

Good news is flame throwers are surprisingly legal where I live

Ah yes but here is (bantustan republic of Polished potatoes) illegal af

Reee