oof

I knew about the strict pew pew law, but fuck me thats dumb

yes

welp, I can always purchase the more superior weapon without a license

an Axe

imagine trying to stage a stabbing and some dude with an axe appears

Get you a cold steel spetznaz shovel

ohhhh, I actually want one of those

I thought they were so so and a copy of the far superior russian ones. But boi was I wrong. Mine is an absolute beast and I am not gentle with her

bruh they sell them as outdoors tools here

you can get one at a camping store

No one expects you to pull a french trench surprise

lmao, good thing too, since crime rates have been rising

welp probably not as high as osaka

my first time in osaka I found a dead body

Then get you one. I keep one in my vehicle *"for emergencies"*

yeah

I'll get one

My grandpa has a machete

From ww1

I used a machete as a kid

Preatty nice

But its all rusty

I mean I did have to pull the machete I keep back there once. And thats the reason I dont go to taco bell after 2am

Knife restoration videos are relaxing af

So i guess if you're a nurgle cultist you ok

yes

Daily reminder that empire>cuckpublic

first order>empire @NovaSoldier

fuck it
empire of sith>cis>first order>empire

Bro first order is shit

First order is beyond shit

bro its like empire 2.0 but without dumbass tarkin doctrine
tie fighter with life support and other new cool things like hyperdrive
stormtroopers that can hit shit
lighter armor for stormtroopers
instant traitors dealing (Hux yeeted)
no imperial bureaucracy like tarkin vs Krennic