Like I would love to see one made by a master blacksmith out of like Damascus steel

actually I think I can purchase one on Yahoo Auctions

I'll need a permit tho 😔

For a fucking sword?

yeah

japan has a firearms and swords law

Big oof their chief

anything longer than 30cm is counted as a sword

oof

I knew about the strict pew pew law, but fuck me thats dumb

yes

welp, I can always purchase the more superior weapon without a license

an Axe

imagine trying to stage a stabbing and some dude with an axe appears

Get you a cold steel spetznaz shovel

ohhhh, I actually want one of those

I thought they were so so and a copy of the far superior russian ones. But boi was I wrong. Mine is an absolute beast and I am not gentle with her

bruh they sell them as outdoors tools here

you can get one at a camping store

No one expects you to pull a french trench surprise

lmao, good thing too, since crime rates have been rising

welp probably not as high as osaka

my first time in osaka I found a dead body

Then get you one. I keep one in my vehicle *"for emergencies"*

yeah

I'll get one

My grandpa has a machete

From ww1

I used a machete as a kid

Preatty nice

But its all rusty

I mean I did have to pull the machete I keep back there once. And thats the reason I dont go to taco bell after 2am

Knife restoration videos are relaxing af

So i guess if you're a nurgle cultist you ok

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