"hey uhh, neighbor, your grass is bulging"

CHINK, CLUNK, FWOOOOSH, PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffffffffffffffsssssssssss

*Notices your buldgie wuldgie of annihilation*

"Get off my lawn, or so help me god we're all going to hell"

[nuclear launch detected]

😂🤣

It's all over, but the crying

*Three Dog intensifies*

I kill that cunt every time, then I go back and kill the bitch who shit talks you for killing that hippie

I DON'T WANNA SET THE WOOOOORLD ON FIIIRE

ok, But he's objectively against the mutants. Same with the Enclave

I go with the enclave, they get rid of all the mutants

Also deathclaw pet UwU

Ok, but can we agree OG brotherhood and outcasts are whack?

Yeah

They some punks

No

Hoarding all the cool shit for themselves

The outcasts In the red armor are the shit

I nuked megaton

Like I get the need to keep idk, some raiders from getting their hands on ICBMs. Or the crusade against the Gen 3 synths. But the Outcasts and Western Brotherhood are just some elitist punks with shiny armor and fancy guns

That's how I view em too

Like I think Elder Lyon's is partly wrong for expending so much resources. But at least he isn't just giving things away at the start. He's purging mutants, saving wastelanders, and training more soldiers to purify the wastes

Like how he tore through Pittsburgh Deus Vult style

Inb4 The master from the Original fallout is the good guy in the entire series.

😂

Ehh. I haven't gotten to playing them yet, but idk about that. His plan kinda crumbled when supermutants are sterile

or are all technically female or whatever

They would of figured it eventually

Nah the dudes still had their junk

It just took around 10 years for it to start working again

You can make a porno in the original Fallout with a super mutant

Now that's a sidequest. Fuck that kid in a fridge shit. Make the wasteland weird again

Yeah kiddo survives 200 years in a fridge, fuck nah

Even with the lifespan of a ghoul, there isnt enough food to last 2 centuries

Yo guys, what if we post epstein shit in every guncontrol post.

1 it proves the fallacy of laws

2 it makes those faggots squirm

I like the idea

sup kings

Playon halo