I liked to walk around my city with a bowie knife inside my jacket

Cool times

Extra edge

You got a license for that knife govna?

Camo jacket and military boots. Y E E T

No

fuck u fed

lol

Lol im about as fat from being a fed as you can get

Stopped doing it when I began to get called nazi in my whole school

Far*

lol

I technically am contracted by the alphabet bois but I’m not one

143 lbs of pure bowies

How?

Lol I can’t tell you. NDA and all. But I can say I make sure shit that goes boom doesn’t get on planes.

My company got hired because the government couldn’t do it by themselves.

Is there anything the government can do alone?

Yeah. Hack your shit.

The NSA is fucking evil incarnate

I don’t know if you young guys know about a program called PRISM but it’s fucking scary

Now sir you've got my atention

Tell more about PRISM

Pretty much the government can do whatever they want with your data

They can see who you talk to, what you do

They even know what porn you watch

Ed Snowden told the world about PRISM. Pretty much everything you know about internet anonymity and security is a fucking lie

If the NSA or the government decides you’re a threat and they want you, they’ll get you.

They know where you are at all times thanks to your smartphones

Yeah, they can still locate you even if your smartphone is off

Sucks

They can activate your camera and microphone at will

Not a surprise

At the end, no one's safe

Nope. You’re all probably on a list of potential insurrectionists. So when the loo starts be ready to get V&

V&?

Banned

Vanned

Snatched off the streeet

In a van

Would rather die