I’m writing one right now called how to not flip out on casuals on I-5

@Trash Squid much obliged, partner

read The Forever War

I’ll post my reading list when I get home. It’s taking every ounce of energy I have to not lose my shit in this traffic

It’s my only day off and I’ve spent it doing admin work

Lose your shit

*start the boogaloo*

Lol I’m light today. All I have is my CZ and 2 mags

*The War gods find this acceptable*

*when the bullets run out, use your knife*
*When that gets dull, use your hands*

Lol

That knife has a body on it already

@Sir Harndes feg he didnt make this channel

Reeeee

I liked to walk around my city with a bowie knife inside my jacket

Cool times

Extra edge

You got a license for that knife govna?

Camo jacket and military boots. Y E E T

No

fuck u fed

lol

Lol im about as fat from being a fed as you can get

Stopped doing it when I began to get called nazi in my whole school

Far*

lol

I technically am contracted by the alphabet bois but I’m not one

143 lbs of pure bowies

How?

Lol I can’t tell you. NDA and all. But I can say I make sure shit that goes boom doesn’t get on planes.

My company got hired because the government couldn’t do it by themselves.

Is there anything the government can do alone?

Yeah. Hack your shit.

The NSA is fucking evil incarnate

I don’t know if you young guys know about a program called PRISM but it’s fucking scary

Now sir you've got my atention

Tell more about PRISM

Pretty much the government can do whatever they want with your data

They can see who you talk to, what you do

They even know what porn you watch