Message from @Trash Squid

Discord ID: 601893204257800203


2019-07-19 21:42:09 UTC  

There is some cheap land out here

2019-07-19 21:42:19 UTC  

Some guy offered me land at 1,000 an acre

2019-07-19 21:42:35 UTC  

forested and shit, so we got lumber

2019-07-19 21:44:26 UTC  

Damn that's cheep af

2019-07-19 21:45:46 UTC  

Usually its a little more... not uncommon to find 40,000 on a plot of 20-30 acres

2019-07-19 21:46:25 UTC  

Dudes

2019-07-19 21:46:36 UTC  

I am at work right now taking a shit

2019-07-19 21:46:42 UTC  

Lmao

2019-07-19 21:46:46 UTC  

And one of the service writers comes into the bathroom

2019-07-19 21:46:52 UTC  

Hes on the phone with a customer

2019-07-19 21:47:18 UTC  

<:lol:554425196283559938>

2019-07-19 21:47:26 UTC  

That's pure efficiency

2019-07-19 21:47:30 UTC  

And he starts taking a piss and his pee hits the mat and its SUPER loud. I can hear the dude on the phone go "Are you taking a piss bro?"

2019-07-19 21:47:43 UTC  

Lmao

2019-07-19 21:47:47 UTC  

And theres this awkward fucking silence

2019-07-19 21:47:50 UTC  

So I rip Ass

2019-07-19 21:47:50 UTC  

Absolute mad lads

2019-07-19 21:47:54 UTC  

Like loud ass fart

2019-07-19 21:48:06 UTC  

And it fucking echoes in this tiny bathroom

2019-07-19 21:48:22 UTC  

And the dudes just like "call me when you're done man, jesus" and hung uo

2019-07-19 21:48:42 UTC  

Lamo fuckin rip

2019-07-19 21:48:53 UTC  

What kinda stuff you work in man

2019-07-19 21:49:19 UTC  

I'm a parts advisor at a new Car dealership

2019-07-19 21:49:35 UTC  

I sell honda parts and honda part accessories

2019-07-19 21:52:18 UTC  

Nice

2019-07-19 21:52:46 UTC  

I like the king of the hill reference 👌

2019-07-19 22:07:55 UTC  

So yall see elon musk dropped that Neural link shit?

2019-07-19 22:11:04 UTC  

You mean this shit he wants to connect pll to PC and shit like that?

2019-07-19 22:12:06 UTC  

Yeah dude

2019-07-19 22:12:15 UTC  

like, this thing is fucking stitched into your brain

2019-07-19 22:12:39 UTC  

The issue I see, is if this technology actually takes off and people started getting this shit installed en masse, We would be fucked

2019-07-19 22:12:52 UTC  

The fear of being controllable or damaged by the interenet

2019-07-19 22:13:24 UTC  

like viruses implanted into the brain and shit, is like "Oh no big deal, I just won't get it"

2019-07-19 22:13:56 UTC  

but the reality is, as soon as it gets going, you will HAVE to get it in order to compete with other people, because it will VASTLY improve an individuals capabilities

2019-07-19 22:13:59 UTC  

cyber punk shit man

2019-07-19 22:20:41 UTC  

I'm kinda diggin it but spooked

2019-07-19 22:20:49 UTC  

same here

2019-07-19 22:21:05 UTC  

love tech body mods shits wild

2019-07-19 22:25:55 UTC  

Problem is, without it a person would be like a fucking 4th grade education compared to somebody with it

2019-07-19 22:44:06 UTC  

true that

2019-07-19 22:44:27 UTC  

i'm already in IT so i'm hype for new shit to play with