Yee yee

we could literally far cry 5 this bitch

Lol yeet

I am almost a perfect twin to joseph seed even

Didbs on being Jacob

Name the town "Heavens gate" Just to freak nerds out

Lmao

Bro that would be historical

*Hysterical thanks auto correct

Maybe we should get the kings together, save up some good money, and literally do this

then we can control the elections in montana and get some our constitutionalist dudes in

make the state a reb state

Well i'm down i and if @Trash Squid is down too we can do IT stuff so we have working internet connection

Yee yee that would be lit as hell, just gotta work on the logistics

And i know how to make booze being slav have some cool benefits

There is some cheap land out here

Some guy offered me land at 1,000 an acre

forested and shit, so we got lumber

Damn that's cheep af

Usually its a little more... not uncommon to find 40,000 on a plot of 20-30 acres

Dudes

I am at work right now taking a shit

Lmao

And one of the service writers comes into the bathroom

Hes on the phone with a customer

<:lol:554425196283559938>

That's pure efficiency

And he starts taking a piss and his pee hits the mat and its SUPER loud. I can hear the dude on the phone go "Are you taking a piss bro?"

Lmao

And theres this awkward fucking silence

So I rip Ass

Absolute mad lads

Like loud ass fart

And it fucking echoes in this tiny bathroom

And the dudes just like "call me when you're done man, jesus" and hung uo

Lamo fuckin rip

What kinda stuff you work in man

I'm a parts advisor at a new Car dealership

I sell honda parts and honda part accessories

Nice

I like the king of the hill reference 👌