Look, I'm sure you're fine, you're just feeling panicky because it was your first time, and I'm guessing you paid her with a lil somethin somethin am I right?

What do you mean?

How did you pay her?

Money?

Oh, lol, well you said it wasn't in dollars, and I got confused so for some reason I assumed you paid her in like weed or coke or something 😂

Nvm about that, how much did you pay?

Reais

Brazil, remember?

Idk if I can explain

Just tell me how much you paid

150

40 min

Plus 40 for the room

Ok, that doesn't sound too bad

It ain't cheap, but I made a bargain

She wanted 200

Now I'm gonna ask, but im not judging, I get it was your first time, I'm just asking because I'm trying to get a sense of how likely it is you caught something. How pretty was she. 1 to 10, 1 being I needed a bag over her head, 10 being she was a god damn angel

I give her a solid 9

She's a milf lol

Oh ok then, you're probably fine :)

Older gals in that industry usually know what they're doing. Did you use protection?

@Sir Harndesthere actually is a cure for aids

Yeah

Changed 3 times

Cause it was dry af

But even if you can't get it, in this day and age it's not a problem, you can still die of old age even if you have it

Oh dude, you'll be fine

He doesn't have AIDs xD

I know he doesn't

I really dk

@Sir Harndes go get tested just to be certain, but chances are you don't have an STI

Just clarifying some previous statements

Can't rembember if I touched my dick when I switched comdoms

Is mean, she's 31

Not an oldy, but can be considered a milf

I'm sure you're fine, like 99.9% positive you are :)

Oh boy...

Wew

And btw

Good for you man

On one hand, you lost your v card, and on the other, you supported an industry that suffers too much stigma and bullshit. You deserve a gopnik award