I work for the gubbermint.

@Biohazard6520 oof

I work in sales in a shit location. Get on my level

Fuck this shit. Sideways. With a cactus.

I contacted the US Consulate near my city, made a question about enlistment an all. They almost said "fuck you, go contact the American Citizen Services, don't bother us"

Well that’s pretty not cash money of them

Now we wait (again) some days to see the answer

What do ya mean?

I mean they were being dicks

And not cool

Oh

Yeah like, heck

Just give a simple yes or no

Right?

But that’s the government for you

Exactly

Could be worse

But could be better at the same hand

True

Waiting for the worst

If they say no, I just continue my plans. Just registered to get a job

Godammit

They really don't know how to answer a simple question

I asked about ENLISTMENT

They just sent me a link about selective service system

I just mentioned SSS in my email. Nothing else

No sense. Geez

Okay, they really don't know how to answer a question properly. Looks like I'll have to ask'em personally

Now I made a direct question. They can lick my balls after that

You tryna defect?

Didn't get it

Whiskey is lifes greatest solution to troubles my friends. I'll have another drink or four to your healths and sben a couple for the glowy boid

Whoops wrong channel

Just got screamed at by my boss, because I fucked up the dates on a request for leave slip. It's just been too much these past two weeks. I'm really just sick of life. I don't know what the fuck I am supposed to do with my life. Literally any way I look at it, it just ends in me killing myself. There just isn't something not right with me. My brain just dosen't work the way it is supposed to. I fucking hate myself. The only reason I haven't killed myself is because of my mother and sister. I want nothing out of life. I have no desire for anything.

Do not say that

I think you're pretty tough and know how to do things half of this server don't, including myself

You may think you do not know what you want to do in your life, but that's because you had an emotional breakdown. Its normal

Every person has a desire, deep in their soul

Think of it

You know how to sustain yourself

You live close of nature