I might actually have an aneurysm

Find out when you are free

Message her "hey there's this [insert cool place here] you wanna go check it out with me on [insert date here]"

it's that simple

or any variation of that

Dude, i live in bumfuk meth and cornville. There is a total of 0 interesting places here to go, and the only transportation i have is my longboard

If she says she's not free on that date ask her "ok well what about [insert alternate date time here]"

No you dont. I live there lol

okay so go steal meth and invite her over.

(I kid. I K I D .)

there has to be some sort of public works thing

like a museum

or old town

or something to tour around at

or like literally again a park

or a garden

or literally anything

go from place to place if you need to

M8 I feel like you're just making excuses at this point which isn't gonna help your situation

These nibbas make it sound complicated

I may have to search for a place to find.

Chill

well what are you still doin here nibba

Not find

Fml

go find

Idk man. Its hot af. My longboards front truck has one bolt holding it om

how you gon meme about a boog when you can't ask a girl out on a date

breh

you can do it man. you've made it this far in life through some definite bullshit. Asking a girl out is the least thing you could be afraid of ❤ You got it man

also go learn how to cook

and well

that will be your ace in the hole

vast majority of men cannot do this

^^

You will GUARENTEED impress a chick if you can

They like it when you cook for em too

well duh

Shit can't be fully onesided

I have 0 problem with ending life. Im too unstable to do this.

Im good at cooking bacon and scrambled eggs. As a retarded kid could probably do bettet

Idk man. I really don't. This town really doesn't have any emotion to it