Now I remembered what I was going to do

Need to play as Killdozer

(literally)

It's getting dark. The time has come to strike

Good luck soldier

''Bravo 6, going dark''

Gonna wait a little longer until the person I live with is asleep. Easier to move that way

Ppppuuussss

Hey if it comes back she'll talk

I'm being prudent. The less witnesses the better

Just givin ya shit man

I know lol

And we're off

How was it?

Just moving onto the property now

Roger

Going dark.

Mission completed

They have a fuck ton of outdoor lights.

Anyone with half a brain would have seen me

Lmao

It depends

"Mission failed. We'll get em next time"

If you're small like me, easy peasy

5'7 and 143 lbs, specifically

5'10" 260 with no training on moving quietly or avoiding being spotted

Damn

That was a lucky strike then

I mean. I know the obvious shit like move slowly and stay low, only move when you're 100%, certain no one can see you.

I kept the note simple

"Please dont burn trash, the Earth thanks you"

Well

I would switch to "Please dont burn trash, It gets pretty stinky"

But still

Good work

I too am a manlet

I couldn't care less about the smell. I care about the planet

Dude

I'm still exhausted from this weekend

What'd you do?

May the gods bless us all with strength, courage, knowledge, and favor. For war is coming. And we must all be prepared.