(Hence my 2 year plan)

japoneses when mushrooms start speaking american english

@thatgoonsteve42 also more or less what I'm doing it for, Ukraine was my serious time in, now I'm just looking to fuck around

I’m waiting to see if my company starts going for oconus contracts

mexicans when the alamo starts talking yeehaw

Chinese when the border starts speaking english

Get the rice cooker bois

French when Waterloo starts speaking British

WELCOME TO THE RICE PADDIES MUTTA FUQA

zimbabweans when the jungle starts talking rhodesian english

australians when the outback starts talking emu

Lol

Normal people when the garbage bags in Seattle start making guttural noises

Didn't get it

Iran when the gulf of omen starts speaking aircraft carrier

Seattle has a huge homeless and druggie problem

DAMN

Like the 2 cities near mine

Same shit

Like I don’t go north of SeaTac unless I have guns with me

US says Iran removed unexploded mine from oil tanker

https://apnews.com/6a48842e263541a5b3451f0d41dee01a

Middle East Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Part 3: Electric Light Orchestra *

We already did part 2

Shit you right

Part 4: thunder dome smack down

Who run bartertown!?

Guess I better start learning Farsi

Fucking hell

Nah. You’re gonna be taking photos at whatever staging FOB you land at

I'm down

Wouldn't mind getting some good footage of our Marines in combat

Would love to hook a couple go-pros to my helmet

Now that would be some footage to remember

You won’t need it

Please do, send it to me for sick edits

If I'm not deployed lol

I'm sure I'll be able to make some real sick edits myself

Is joining 11B worth it?

If you wanna do grunt shit with your grunt friends then yes