Message from @Foxhound
Discord ID: 599708307585761287
Bring me a doggy bag of crayons
Sorry, the Marines here are given steady rations of beer and rum in honor of how the Marines who built the commandant's house were paid when they were building the place between 1803 and 1806
Lucky me, I get to sit behind two know-it-all military wives and one military sister who comes across like she idolizes her Marine brother and was bullied heavily in high school because she was a manipulative cunt and was also one of those weird chicks that really had a thing for unicorns or horses
I got no food, no beer, no cash, I can't even fuckin' smoke, and and this stupid bitch in my pool said some shit earlier to me that really fuckin' pissed me off and I honestly hope she gets chlamydia
Needless to say I'm havin' a great fuckin' day
Drown her.
Then eat her.
Don't fuckin' tempt me fucker
Im fucking tempting you fucker
Im that devil on your shoulder xD
Well, luckily a couple oohrahs later and I'm feeling a smidge better and don't want to go on a fucking murder spree
@AKAlexei hey homie, suck it up. It only gets worse from there
Yall ever walk into work and be like "This is it. The day I go on an axe wielding rampage"? No? Me neither.
(For legal reasons; this is a joke.)
Me telling stories about near death experiences to my regular friends that usually end with "you should have been there"
Your boy got authentic tiger stripe with Mozambique patch
Nice
The joke of the century
Try it, and the only thing I'll pay is your funeral services
ya gun show was fun
got a new potato grip for the AR the camo and some level 3 plates
Fuck me
I'll buy a tactical kilt when I get to US
Dude ya know what actually genuinely pisses me off? People fucking with the physically/mentally handicapped
Y'all ever just watch the people joining the discord like
"Thats a fed"
"That ones a fed"
"He's a fed"
Well... we buried Dustin today
Well... not buried... we had the service...
That's the point
Who's Dustin?
But I'm sorry to heart that
He was a brother. Family... he's gone now...
My condolences
Thank you
Sorry homie
It happened... can't be more honest than that...
No doubt