Bring me a doggy bag of crayons

Sorry, the Marines here are given steady rations of beer and rum in honor of how the Marines who built the commandant's house were paid when they were building the place between 1803 and 1806

Lucky me, I get to sit behind two know-it-all military wives and one military sister who comes across like she idolizes her Marine brother and was bullied heavily in high school because she was a manipulative cunt and was also one of those weird chicks that really had a thing for unicorns or horses

I got no food, no beer, no cash, I can't even fuckin' smoke, and and this stupid bitch in my pool said some shit earlier to me that really fuckin' pissed me off and I honestly hope she gets chlamydia

Needless to say I'm havin' a great fuckin' day

Drown her.

Then eat her.

Don't fuckin' tempt me fucker

Im fucking tempting you fucker

Im that devil on your shoulder xD

Well, luckily a couple oohrahs later and I'm feeling a smidge better and don't want to go on a fucking murder spree

@AKAlexei hey homie, suck it up. It only gets worse from there

Yall ever walk into work and be like "This is it. The day I go on an axe wielding rampage"? No? Me neither.

(For legal reasons; this is a joke.)

Me telling stories about near death experiences to my regular friends that usually end with "you should have been there"

Your boy got authentic tiger stripe with Mozambique patch

Nice

And today on retarded shit people say

The joke of the century

Try it, and the only thing I'll pay is your funeral services

ya gun show was fun

got a new potato grip for the AR the camo and some level 3 plates

Fuck me

I'll buy a tactical kilt when I get to US

Dude ya know what actually genuinely pisses me off? People fucking with the physically/mentally handicapped

Y'all ever just watch the people joining the discord like

"Thats a fed"

"That ones a fed"

"He's a fed"

Well... we buried Dustin today

Well... not buried... we had the service...

That's the point

Who's Dustin?

But I'm sorry to heart that

He was a brother. Family... he's gone now...

My condolences

Thank you

Sorry homie

It happened... can't be more honest than that...