Sparta is waaaay over done so

@Sir Harndes The bog is where Germanic people would throw homosexuals. They would slit their throats and throw them in the bog.

Not just homo sexuals not sure where you got that,

It's where they threw offerings to the gods

They threw all degenerates and criminals there, to make sure they never come back in another life

Damn

Like, I was reading about germanic people few moments ago. Coincidence

What the hell did I miss

The image I made

Well my new carrier finally showed up

Pics or your gey

Still gey but the carriet is good

No you

No u

I'm at Marine Corps Barracks today

Bring me a doggy bag of crayons

Sorry, the Marines here are given steady rations of beer and rum in honor of how the Marines who built the commandant's house were paid when they were building the place between 1803 and 1806

Lucky me, I get to sit behind two know-it-all military wives and one military sister who comes across like she idolizes her Marine brother and was bullied heavily in high school because she was a manipulative cunt and was also one of those weird chicks that really had a thing for unicorns or horses

I got no food, no beer, no cash, I can't even fuckin' smoke, and and this stupid bitch in my pool said some shit earlier to me that really fuckin' pissed me off and I honestly hope she gets chlamydia

Needless to say I'm havin' a great fuckin' day

Drown her.

Then eat her.

Don't fuckin' tempt me fucker

Im fucking tempting you fucker

Im that devil on your shoulder xD

Well, luckily a couple oohrahs later and I'm feeling a smidge better and don't want to go on a fucking murder spree

@AKAlexei hey homie, suck it up. It only gets worse from there

Yall ever walk into work and be like "This is it. The day I go on an axe wielding rampage"? No? Me neither.

(For legal reasons; this is a joke.)

Me telling stories about near death experiences to my regular friends that usually end with "you should have been there"

Your boy got authentic tiger stripe with Mozambique patch