Message from @AKAlexei

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2019-07-12 00:16:56 UTC  

Sparta is waaaay over done so

2019-07-12 01:46:31 UTC  

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2019-07-12 05:23:24 UTC  

@Sir Harndes The bog is where Germanic people would throw homosexuals. They would slit their throats and throw them in the bog.

2019-07-12 05:24:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/554191468747816962/599108736048693249/FB_IMG_1561724987939.jpg

2019-07-12 05:24:47 UTC  

Not just homo sexuals not sure where you got that,

2019-07-12 05:25:01 UTC  

It's where they threw offerings to the gods

2019-07-12 05:26:28 UTC  

They threw all degenerates and criminals there, to make sure they never come back in another life

2019-07-12 05:27:08 UTC  

Damn

2019-07-12 05:28:01 UTC  

Like, I was reading about germanic people few moments ago. Coincidence

2019-07-12 06:10:55 UTC  

What the hell did I miss

2019-07-12 06:52:55 UTC  

The image I made

2019-07-12 13:49:00 UTC  

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2019-07-12 15:43:33 UTC  

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2019-07-12 21:56:49 UTC  

Well my new carrier finally showed up

2019-07-12 21:57:32 UTC  

Pics or your gey

2019-07-12 21:58:46 UTC  

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2019-07-12 22:08:26 UTC  

Still gey but the carriet is good

2019-07-12 22:58:32 UTC  

No you

2019-07-13 00:02:23 UTC  

No u

2019-07-13 00:03:34 UTC  

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2019-07-13 00:03:58 UTC  

I'm at Marine Corps Barracks today

2019-07-13 00:04:11 UTC  

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2019-07-13 00:04:28 UTC  

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2019-07-13 00:04:32 UTC  

Bring me a doggy bag of crayons

2019-07-13 00:05:39 UTC  

Sorry, the Marines here are given steady rations of beer and rum in honor of how the Marines who built the commandant's house were paid when they were building the place between 1803 and 1806

2019-07-13 00:09:35 UTC  

Lucky me, I get to sit behind two know-it-all military wives and one military sister who comes across like she idolizes her Marine brother and was bullied heavily in high school because she was a manipulative cunt and was also one of those weird chicks that really had a thing for unicorns or horses

2019-07-13 00:11:21 UTC  

I got no food, no beer, no cash, I can't even fuckin' smoke, and and this stupid bitch in my pool said some shit earlier to me that really fuckin' pissed me off and I honestly hope she gets chlamydia

2019-07-13 00:11:39 UTC  

Needless to say I'm havin' a great fuckin' day

2019-07-13 00:14:38 UTC  

Drown her.

2019-07-13 00:14:47 UTC  

Then eat her.

2019-07-13 00:15:08 UTC  

Don't fuckin' tempt me fucker

2019-07-13 00:16:34 UTC  

Im fucking tempting you fucker

2019-07-13 00:16:45 UTC  

Im that devil on your shoulder xD

2019-07-13 00:18:44 UTC  

Well, luckily a couple oohrahs later and I'm feeling a smidge better and don't want to go on a fucking murder spree

2019-07-13 02:02:54 UTC  

@AKAlexei hey homie, suck it up. It only gets worse from there

2019-07-13 13:53:23 UTC  

Yall ever walk into work and be like "This is it. The day I go on an axe wielding rampage"? No? Me neither.

(For legal reasons; this is a joke.)

2019-07-13 13:53:44 UTC  

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2019-07-13 15:15:39 UTC  

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2019-07-13 17:14:51 UTC  

Me telling stories about near death experiences to my regular friends that usually end with "you should have been there"

2019-07-13 18:48:51 UTC  

2019-07-13 19:35:39 UTC  

Your boy got authentic tiger stripe with Mozambique patch