When JWs come to my place, I give em the Kingsman speech

"Sorry, but you see I'm a Catholic whore currently enjoying Congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So hail satan, and have a lovely afternoon".

Gets em every time

Ugh god dammit fine gimme a sec.

Going to give you all a bunch of pictures my friend took

He likes to take pictures of things

.357

Well fuck now i'm sad i can't have guns

@Biohazard6520 T R Y M E

Kind of tatcicool shit you got there

Best loadout evah

But still looks dope in my book

So I'm chilling at home right? Maybe a year or two ago. Just getting into my nationalist bullshit at the time and full of a lot of anger. These fucks roll up and knock on my door. So I answer. I chat for andew minutes before I realize who they are.

I politely request they leave.

"No, we're here to try and save your soul."

Excusemewhatthefuck.jpg

I again ask them to leave and start closing the door. This asshole wedges his foot into the door, so I get pissed, slam it on his foot and grab him by the shirt. First guy flies away from me seeing this really pissed dude storming out of the house. I grab a fist full of his hair and drag the bastard off my porch before discarding him like yesterdays garbafe. Kid screams about filing charges when I point to my phone and inform them its been recording (it wasn't). Nibbas hightailed it out of there Rickey fucking tick

@Sir Harndes airsoft?

Top tier shit

So yeah. I hate JW. Add into that I saw one violently beating his daughter because she smiled at me, but was told if I intervened I would catch a case.

Yes

Can't have guns

Oh, why?

Are you eurofag like me?

Perhaps.

I mean, I live in Brazil, but still american

I'm an American gopnik, I live for eastern euro trash shit

@AKAlexei you are slav?

I'm an American Wheraboo lmao

Well, I can have guns, but illegally

Easy to obtain

I'm american, hummm, redneck

That lives in the jungle

@Biohazard6520 not sure if I have slav in me or not, but I've been told i look like i have some of it. Couldn't tell ya. Far as I know I'm all north western european. I just have a great admiration and respect for eastern european stuff. And gopnik life is the life for me

Feel like an american who got lost in Vietnam, and can't go back to his home

You can be honorary Slav вröther @AKAlexei

Expat? @Sir Harndes

Spacibo @Biohazard6520

I live in the woods

Nobody really around

Abandoned road I walk. It leads to abandoned tunnels

@Biohazard6520 I think you will appreciate my profile pic. And Да that is actually me

@Foxhound sort of

I mean, I'm dual national