^^

I mean it's an interesting theory but it's not retarded enough to sound like government agents wrote it

Well I'm off start a child army now

Ya know why

Because cheap labor?

No

Applied for a new job today guys, wish me luck

Good shit

Don't suck

Get shit done

If you dont add fuck bitches get money I will genuinely be amgry

Also no, kids make great soldiers because they don't question what you tell them lol @AKAlexei

I mean tru but they're also excellent for cheap labor xD

Money before hoes

Make money
Fight gubberment
Fuck war wives
Get killr

Im not saying the words "hoe", "hooker" and "bitch" ever again

War brides are best brides

I want a war bride

Wait

Lmao are you going to take a bow of celibacy too?

Technically I have one

You lucky fuck

Yep

*hatred for Alexei intensifies*

*remove Alexei kebab intensifies*

Where are the treats karen

Even the cat has trigger discipline

Honesty I hate society

Between AirPods and metals straws I can’t take it

I hear we are claiming our hate for society

I mean I’ve been to a third world country and we don’t even make that much water waste compared to others

These white girls think they are gonna save the turtles by using metal straws

Yea and they say we’re the problem

@One Shot Paddy I live in a 3rd world country

One of the WORST 3rd world countries

Which one