Message from @One Shot Paddy
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Are not
A legitimate
State
Questions?
Yes, one. When are we buying FALs and a one way ticket to Zimbabwe?
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Gimme a dozen tanks and I'll take em the fuck out Rommel style you mangy cunts
Asap
I'm not wearing short shorts though
Question
What type of tanks though?
Bruh, gimme 10 good hard men ready to get their hands dirty. We'll have Rhodesia back in existence within two days
Welcome to Hell where you're surrounded by Fascists, Socialists, and whatever the fuck else is around
What conspirators
LMFAO
based
What type of tanks? Modern or *Classic*
We takin Rhodesia back
Yep
That's the new goal
No pay needed
Oh please, Deaths Head, you and I both know that you wouldn't need much more than a company of T-55s or hell, even outdated fucking WWI German land fortress tanks to end the Zimbabwe government
just starve em out
oh. wait
We'll have to take fight through Mozambique too
Starve them out? Bro, they're a socialist communist nation; starvation is the norm
T-55's wouldn't be bad... ideally I would take 10 Abrams or 10 t-62's
Easy weight guys
Picture it though:
A quiet afternoon in Rhodesia, Floppies enjoying flinging their shit at one another when the ground starts rumbling. One of them screeches a warning as tanks bearing the Deaths Head flag Crest a nearby ridge open fire on the crowds, while Fortunate Son blasts out of jury rigged speakers.
Ah.... I can smell the diesel and gun powder now
Deaths Head, stop, my penis can only get so erect
B e a u t i f u l
Why not freedom fighters
If I had to take a classic tank though? Panzer VI Ausf D
The tanks soften them up first
Then the infantry moves in.
I told you, gimme 10 good hard men who are willing to get their hands dirty and their faces covered in the blood of their enemies, and Rhodesia will be restored in two days. And if you think that I can't accomplish more violence than a company of your tanks, Deaths Head, oh boy you are surely mistaken. I'm talking Nugget Security Inc. level psychotic violence
Honestly tanks are irrelevant in Africa
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